What Are the Break-Up Rules?
Over the years, I have been subjected to and initiated many break-ups. Some of them were not even mine. I am reminded of a drunken night in which I assisted a pseudo-friend to break up with a guy that she was pseudo-dating. By this I mean that I had never met the girl until earlier that night, and that she was "dating" a guy who was already married...but she was paying for his cell phone anyway. A friend of mine had known this girl for quite some time, but had just found out about this pseudo-boyfriend. She, the girl, and I had quite a few drinks before going to a pool hall one night.
In fact, this girl got so drunk that she allowed me to call this so-called BF and break up with him for her. I even demanded that he return the phone and pay for the bill himself. He, of course, called back several times during that night, and everytime, I picked up the phone and broke up with him for her and demanded the phone and payment of the bill. I am sure that the next morning when she woke up and her voicemail was flooded with voicemails from her so-called BF, she regretted the night entirely.
What are the break up rules? I don't really think that there are any. There is common courtesy, of course. But, when it comes to break-ups, you are either cruel or super sweet.
What are your thoughts on break-up rules? What was the craziest break-up that you had?
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